Let's get this shit out of the way, you're reading this because you just want to get to be blessed with a grand battle with me right? Well, to prevent you from looking like a dumb ass here are some rules!
1. Don't give me a bad battle
2. No ubers, show your might on equal grounds
3. Standard Clauses (Sleep, Wifi, Species)
That's it! Beat my ass (if you can) and earn the Mortar Badge!